tuesday the twenty fourth

geist - v. to stab in the neck with a sharp object, preferrably in a sideward, overhanded motion. "I'll geist you, with Brandt as my witness..." Also used as a noun, as in "That was one helluva geist..."

margeistky - v. an action where the gash left by a geisting (see above) is then penetrated with a male sex organ. Can also be used as a noun: "A margeistky is illegal in 3 states, one of them being Ohio of course..."

boppledupe - n. a type of viking-clown. A full explaination would be too unsavory for this venue, and that is saying quite a bit in light of what's already been written. Suffice it to say, once boppledupe has carried out his signature move, he is known to pop the victim's collar and proclaim: "You've been boppleduped. Bitch."