what's in the briefcase?

My last briefcase was stolen on the road to Reno. It's contents? Items from my place of employment.

unnecessary questions and comments posed to "look interested"
misplaced accolades
underserving respect
insincere sincerity
forced laughter

It also contained a small tin of Bronson lighter fluid and a 50 count box of strike-anywhere matches. We were driving out to the desert to burnt the shit out of it. This was out third trip to the desert this year.