1.31.2007

Have you ever noticed...?

The growing number of updates and traffic the Peripheral Fiasco has seen over the last few weeks is staggering. But like a wino caught in a banana-peel factory we flounder on and bring you our newest segment entitled "Have you ever noticed?". We here at the pf will act as the ringleader to your circus. The captain to your dingy. The pimp to your hoe.

Without further explanation I bring you...."Have you ever noticed...?"



Have you ever noticed that postulate and prostitute sound a lot alike?

Have you ever noticed that the sheer amount of friction needed to create belly-button lint is mind-boggling?

Have you ever noticed that children who have outie belly-buttons are seen as cute. Adults with outies are seen as freaks.

Have you ever noticed that two of my posts involve belly-buttons?

Have you ever noticed that fetish and finish are like that whole postulate/prostitute thing from above?



My belly-button and I have set the foundation and we now leave you to come up with your own. Enjoy.
Posted by fAtHanD at 2:35 PM

2 comments:

SmithJ said...

HanD,
I suffer from Unnoticibility Displacia, a disease that obscures my ability to notice things. As a child I had little difficulty, but as an adult I dropped my face in a blender and ran myself over with a car in the same day. I digress.

If you were Sasquatch and living in a Sasquatch friendly world, what would you notice?

2/02/2007 04:42:00 AM
fAtHanD said...

So sorry to hear about your affliction j. But to answer your question regarding me being a Sasquatch I suppose I would noticed how hairy I was compared to everyone else. Oh wait, I do that already.

2/02/2007 11:29:00 AM

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