12.20.2006

the final mustached days of 06

As I sit here, trying to keep my mustache out of my mouth, I am overwhelmed with the annual year end lists that are all the rage in late december. Best of, most overlooked, Purplest (prince won again)... When will it stop? My first reflex is to create lists of my own... in short, start and stop, meandering fits... and since my first reflex has never (ever) been wrong my entire life (so far) that is what I am going to do.

Without further delay.
my year end lists

Top 4 unresolved issues of 06
1. I never found out why the tops of school busses are white. It is driving me absolutely insane.
2. I never got around to weaving that belt out of the nose hair of a goat. I have long longed for a belt like this, and finally 2006 was the year that I collected enough goat nose hair... which is the hard part. Somehow I can't just sit down and do the easy part (the weaving). Maybe all along, I just wanted the chase... i.e. to pluck hairs from a goats nose.
3. I still havent drank egg nog from a moose glass
4. The greatest true story ever told*

Top 5 snacks I want to eat until the inside of my mouth bleeds of 06
1. salt & pepper cashews
2. sea salt & pepper kettle chips
3. pepper
4. salted pepper
5. peppered bannanas

Top 7 hookers "my friend" told me about meeting in the home depot parking lot of 06
1. Kiki
2. Cookie
3. "Sif" Phyliss
4. Kate
5. Pauly Shore
6. Honor
7. Tall Noreen

Top 2 concerts I didnt get to see in 06
1. The Distasteful Gentlemen at Shea Stadium
2. Gutshot: The reunion tour

Top 1 word modifying year end lists in 06 (also top "spiny" toy of 06)
1. Top

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Now it's your turn. What are your top 5 PF posting of 06?

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Happy Boxing Day everybody!
May your holiday season be filled with the joy of the Merry Mustache.
Love your neighbor, shock brains, and be kind to domesticated pets.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

As I sit here, trying to keep my mustache out of my mouth, I am overwhelmed with the annual year end lists that are all the rage in late december. Best of, most overlooked, Purplest (prince won again)... When will it stop? My first reflex is to create lists of my own... in short, start and stop, meandering fits... and since my first reflex has never (ever) been wrong my entire life (so far) that is what I am going to do.

Without further delay.
my year end lists

Top 4 unresolved issues of 06
1. I never found out why the tops of school busses are white. It is driving me absolutely insane.
2. I never got around to weaving that belt out of the nose hair of a goat. I have long longed for a belt like this, and finally 2006 was the year that I collected enough goat nose hair... which is the hard part. Somehow I can't just sit down and do the easy part (the weaving). Maybe all along, I just wanted the chase... i.e. to pluck hairs from a goats nose.
3. I still havent drank egg nog from a moose glass
4. The greatest true story ever told*

Top 5 snacks I want to eat until the inside of my mouth bleeds of 06
1. salt

Sarah said...

Top 5 reasons to be excited for 2007:
1. Wireless internet available in Oakland county
2."Lost: Season 3" resumes
3."Sopranos: Final Season" resumes
4. More Celebrity Death Pools
5. More Rosie O'Donnell