11.06.2006

Bruce Willis is a genius

In life, there are few better experiences than removing your socks after a long day. Relief and relaxation, comfort and cooling, it’s hard to beat sweaty feet airing themselves on a coffee table…unless it’s making fists with your toes. Shag carpet is the best, but nearly anything will work. You just crumple your toes and try to lift the carpet with that little area between the toes and the ball of your foot. And for those of you “in the know” you’re probably saying to yourselves that got this idea from Bruce Willis in the original Die Hard movie. Well I did, but then again Die Hard got its idea from a little movie called Towering Inferno...so I guess all is fair in movies ideas and sock removal.

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