9.30.2007

Danger is Chafing


Dangerous James was fired twice
from the Swedish Trained Killing Machine.
He wept, and blubbered, and boo hoo'd each time.
He wanted to kill, but his hands were so small!
He wanted to crush, but his crushing muscles grew sore!
After tomorrow's crushing practice, it'll be three cheeseburgers and a pill and a pill.

Fat secret agents have feelings.

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