Filthy Freeloaders

The spiders in my house pay no rent. Yet they watch the cable and throw their shit everywhere, and I’m pretty sure one of them has been drinking my beer. I can’t prove anything of course, but the way they avoid eye contact makes me suspicious. Maybe tomorrow I’ll buy a frog. I feel less guilty if something else does the killing. And besides, who doesn't want a nice cuddly frog around.

1 comment:

Mardi Gras said...

Personally, I agree with you. I don't mind a nice cuddly frog hanging around...and I for damn sure don't want any pesky spiders drinking my beers. However, if you do decide to buy a frog, make sure you don't have anyone over to visit that suffers from ranidaphobia. Things could get ugly.