The homeless man

The homeless man walked into the bar
with no intentions of making a purchase.
He was looking for a shower in the bathroom
as the soap doubled as body wash.
He also requested a sandwich, a cup of water,
and some change.
He was politely asked to leave
once and then again.
As he was walking towards the door
he said, "hey, do me a favor."
"Kiss my ass."
Society had taken many things from this man,
his wit was not one of them.
So it goes.