I am no Paul McCartney.

I once watched Paul McCartney shave.

He lathered up his whole face with shaving cream. Over the lips and all. I thought that was odd. Also, he talked a lot while he was shaving. I guess that is what fame will do to a man.

I went home and tried to shave this way. This is when I first learned, I am no Paul McCartney. This was fortified when I tried to play bass left handed.