6.26.2006

Hollywood Grill & Cheese Shack

It's the craze sweeping the fiasco! neighborhood. It's easy to play, take a famous person and fuse it with a food item. BOOM, you have your new obsession, creating menu items for our dreamland eatery.

Below is a partial list (with special thanks to the catheaded one, the Cains, the Hafs & Esther).Please feel free to comment with your creations. We look forward to dining with you at the Hollywood Grill.

HOLLYWOOD GRILL MENU

Appetizers:
Johnny Artichoke Depp
Ralph Nachios

Entrees:
Bea Arthur BQ sandwich
Donald Trump Roast
Mary Pad Tyler Moore
Jake Gylanthalmond Chicken
Meatloaf
Sean Penne Pasta
Shish ka bobcat goldthwait
Snoop Chili Cheese Dog
Lawrence Fried Fishburne
Lon-Don Johnson Broil
Howard Lobstern
Rigatoni Danza
Rip Torntelini
Corey Haim and Cheese
Dave Johnstonville Brat
Natalie Woodfired Pizza
Johnny Depp Dish Pizza
Christina Angel Haira pasta, with a Barry White wine and Janet Jackson-dried tomato sauce. (Served with french Bread McMahon and a glass of Danny Da Vino)

Sides:
John MashpoStamos
Gary Coleslawman
Melon Brooks
Johnny Cashews
Tony Fried Rice
Allison saurKrauss

Fruits & Vegetables:
Dwight Yokumquat
Ronald Reganchovies
Banana Kornekova
Bruce McCullochflower
WatermEllen Degeneres
Halley blackBerries
Jennifer Cantelopez


Beverages:
Ice T
Mr. Sweet Tea
E. Tea
* All tea comes with Ice Cubes, a Chet Lemon wedge, and Matthew Sweet-n-Low (Reece Witherspoon available upon request.)
Jay Lo-enbrough
Dean Martini
Arnold Swartzenjagershots
John F Kennedy-caf coffee
Hot CoConan O’Brien

Condiments:
David ArKetchup
Balki BartacoMustard
Celne Dijon Mustard
Nichole Richeese Whiz
Don Pickles
Scott Mayo
Barbara Mandrelish

Desserts:
Wayne Gretzky Lime Pie
Emenem and m's
Fiona Applecrisp
Vanilla Ice Cream
Oreos Speedwagon
Gerald Fordshun cookie

Breakfast:
Halley Joel Omlette
John Denver Omelet
Cher-e-oes
Sean Puffy Honey Combs

Cheese (our specialty):
Colby Jack Nichalson
MozzarElla Fitzgerald
Vida Blue Cheese

Misc:
Betty White Bread
Spamalea Anderson
Jack Black Beans

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Please share your concoctions with us! This game will slowly take control of your life, it is then and only then that you will begin to realize that the bad ones are often better then the good ones... Which is really the moral of the story... well that and the fact that Meatloaf transcends boundaries.

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13 comments:

w.j. DeBalt said...

Gloria Estafondu

Damon said...

In honor of the World Cup...

Mia Hammburger

David Beckam Bits

more...

Herman Muenster Cheese

For the holidays... Jennifer Aniston Candy

Bernie Mack and Cheese

For the heavy-metal meat eaters... Dave Musteak

For political types... Coffee Anon

For the game show fans... Monty Cristo Hall

Britney Asparagus Spears

Kelly LeBroccoli

Jean-Claude Van Hamme and Eggs

Jim Besushi

Jane Russell Sprouts

Damon said...

Goddamn you, w.j. Once it starts...

Salmon Rushdie

Rebecca Romijn Lettuce

Hulk Hoagie

Calzone Ripkin

Barbra Streisandwich

B.B.L.T. King Sandwich

Onion Ringo Starr

Veggies Jackson

Brad Pitted Prunes

Salsa Hayek... or Salmon Hayek?

Eddie Cheddar Cheese

Don HoHos

a Paul Reuben

Jer, beth, joe said...

here are some forgotten, but still delicious...

-B.L.Tina Turna followed by chocolate ike cream for dessert
-Bob Newheartachokes
-Trey Antipasto Salad
-Orlando bloomin onion
-Nat King Coleslaw
-Kevin Bacon Burger
-Christina Applesauce
-Johnny Damon Cakes
-Sloppy Joe Pesci
-Corn on Ty Cobb
-Rush Limbaugh cheese
-Walter Paytonmelon

w.j. DeBalt said...

Oprah Winfritos
Cindy Lauperogi
PortaBela Lugosi
Lynn Redgravey
Pretzel Rod Stewart
Sammy Samosa
Chi Tea Leoni
Leonard Nimoyster Crackers
Abe Vigouda
Kevin Sesame Spaceyed Bun
Tuna Mel Torme
Danny BonaBlueCheese

Sarah and Allison said...

Ralphberry Muffiennes
Ralph Nadertots
Syrah Jessica Parker
Warren G's Cake
Johnny Succocash
Special Katie Holmes
Soleil Moonfries
Gingerbread Rogers
Tabboulia Roberts
Ed McMahonicotti
Swiss Missy Elliot
Robert Crumbcakes
Stuffed Tom Green Peppers
Andy Coconut Macarooneys
Jodie Bananas Foster
Nelly Frittata
Terri Schiavo Vegetable Platter?

Damon said...

Connie Chung Pow Chicken
Martin Short Stack of Pancakes
Corey Feldmannicoti
Goldie Prawn
Hash Bobby Browns
Ground Chuck Norris
John Beef Stewart
T-Bone Burnett
Keanu Potatoes Reeves
Patrick Swayze Bass
New Bjork Strip Steak
Fettucine Al Franken

Sarah, Allison, and Dan said...

Wilmer Valderama Noodles
Potato and Mohammad Aleek Soup
Edgar Allan Poetato Salad
T-Bone Walker Steak
Peach Ty Cobbler
Eggs Benedict Arnold
Caramel Gibson
Don King Crab Legs
Chicken Cacciatori Spelling


(For the drinkers...)
Frangelica Houston
Jack Daniels Day Lewis
Maker's Mark Walberg
Pauli Hacker-Pschorr
Luke Perrier
Jennifer Grey Goose
Tanqueray Liotta
Oberon Howard


(For the smokers...)
George Clinton and the Parliment Light Funkadelics

Sarah said...

I can't stop...

Mandy Smores
Margarita Hayworth
Kid Oysters Rockefeller
Tommy Lee Scones
Walter Mathaus Salad
Gumbo Marx
Whoopie Goldberger
Elvis Costjello
Paula Abdulce con Leche
Dr. Philly Steak
Mama Casserole
Hearts of Robert Palmer

w.j. DeBalt said...

Goulashton Kutcher
Richardo montaBonBon
Don Cherry Coke
Joe Piscapotatoes Au Gratin
Jessica Beiloni
Alissa Malano bake cookies

Damon said...

Wil Wheaton Thins
James Hetfield Greens
Tuna Yothers
Dale Earnhardt-boiled Eggs
Elvis Parsley

Chris C, Sarah, and Allison said...

Strawberry Sanders
Patrick Chicken Ewing
Al Green Beans
Slim Jimi Hendrix
Chocolate Chip Cookie Monster
Kermit the Frog Legs
James Bluntcake
Gwen Salami
Danny Bon Bonaduchi
Yogurt Ma
Black Forest Whitticake
Jack Black and Tan
Cuba Gooding Junior Mints
Marilyn Merlot
Sabatian Baklava
Elizabeth Hurley Fries
Robert Goulet Mignon
Chris Rolling Rock
Moons over my Sammy Davis Jr.
Pizza Rose
Uncle Crackers
Brussell Crowe Sprouts
Cod Stewart
Cheech Marinara
Spotted Dick Cheney
Blind Melon Balls
French Onion Stewart

Sarah and a sampling of witty bar-goers said...

Pita Fonda
Stevie Wonder Bread
Diet Cokie Roberts
Condoleeza Rice Cakes
Jeff Gordon Bleu
Tom Hanks and Beans
Big Poppa Corn
Mike and Ike Turners
Brad BBQ Pitt
Peanut Butter and R. Kelly
Chris Beef Farley Soup
Wavey Gravey
Spuds McKenzie
James Gandlofettucini
Tiramisusan Sarandon
Fran Muffin Drescher
Sugar Snap Pee Wee Herman
Chris Rock Candy
Al Rokra
Natalie Porterhouse Steak
Bruscetta James
Anne Spagettis
Johnny Cash Browns
Chandler Bing Dongs
Martin Luther King Dongs
Marion Berries and Cream
Captain Hookies and Cream
Sherbert Hoover
WhataMCcauley Caulkin
Almond Joey Butafucco
Albert Kahnoli
Candy Warhol
Ghengis P. Kahn Pie

And on Sundays:
Roseanne Breakfast Bar
Phoebe Buffet