shut the fuck up donny!

Captain Embarrassment's cape is yellow like sun
a beer in his hand he gets his best work done
the ladies find him unsettling, fellas question his worth
a result of his apathy and its massive girth

but fret not friends he's here to save the day
by fucking it up in some major way
with a stain on his T and a joint on his knee
The Dude incarnate; shut the fuck up donny!