Jonestown, China-- Three Asian guys woke up this morning with vigor and zeal. They laid some Yen on the table and entered into a legally binding contract. Each man stood on his own. And bet the other that his rectum could hold the most mid-90's cellular phones.
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My money is on the guy in the middle. He seems to have that "I've already got two in my butt" smirk on his face.
Godspeed!
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