What in the Gymnastics hell?

You may be wondering, "what the hell is going on with these semi-nosensical stories this week at PF?" You might also be wondering, "Do my co-workers know about my carmel fetish?"...

Well, I can help you with the first one.

Last week a message came through the pipes at PF headquarters from Huffer. He suggested an exercise. We here a PF are pretty much anti-exercise, but he was talkin' bout a mental exercise. Which we are always in favor of. Basically this is what he had in mind.

Here are the rules:
- you must use all the words provided in the list
- the words must appear in your PF post in the same order that they appear on the list
- each sentence of your post must use at least 2 of the words from the list more if you want to "go for it"
- the title of your post should be created using any of the list words, but only words from the list

Below is the list of words, in order and randomly chosen from the Random House Dictionary of the English Language, Unabridged Edition by an attractive and blindfolded co-worker of mine. We are using the 1979 publishing run, because it will hopefully capture the vernacular of our youth.

Best of luck,
H

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Docile
Gymnastics
Turret
Stiff
Inexplicable
Penates
Cohabit
Bus
Stoop ball
Off spring
Five-and-ten
Decree
Vigilance
Rasher
Offensive
Heroic verse
Doff
Roll
Parch
Four-hundred-day clock
Diplomat
Mannequin
Dry-dock
Manual
Solemn
Wolf pack
Stalk
Noise factor
Interpose
Eternal City
Cypress
Composite

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Knowing this, feel free to skip back and re-read the weeks entries. The words from the list appear in bold in most of the stories... or if you are over this little vocabular mombo feel free to get back to that carmel fetish.